Neville Flynn quotes from Snakes on a Plane (2006)

Neville Flynn

Enough Is ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER****IN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER****IN' PLANE! EVERYBODY STRAP IN! [extracts his gun] We're about to open some ****in' windows.

Sean

So, how long you been working with him?

Neville

Five years, one blown marriage each. He's the toughest son of a bitch I've ever met.

Neville

We need weapons. Do you have any silverware or cutlery?

Claire

We don't have any silverware. All we have are these--

Neville

Sporks?

Neville

What was the first thing I said?

Sean

Things have changed! The plane is full of snake--God, "Do as I say and you live!"

Neville

Well, that's good news: snakes on crack.

Sean

It's getting hot in here.

Neville

I'm from Tennessee, I hadn't noticed.

Claire

I went through a pyromaniac phase when I was younger.

Neville

You too, huh?

Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?

Neville

I don't have time to explain.

Well, you better make time. You put us at risk and you're gonna tell us why.

Neville

What I'm gonna tell you is to go back downstairs now.

Man, who the hell you think you are?

Sean

Whoa whoa whoa, okay, look. The snakes are on the plane because... I'm supposed to testify tomorrow against Eddie Kim.

Jesus Christ. We're all dead!

Neville

Not me. It's my job to handle life-and-death situations on a daily basis. It's what I do, and I'm very good at it. Now you can stand there and be the panicked, angry mob and blame him, me and the government for getting you into this. But if you want to survive tonight, you need to save. your energy and start working together. Now what we need to do is go back in there and find all the dead snakes we can so the doctors on the ground will know what kind of antivenoms we need. Whatever you find, you bring it to me. And I don't need to tell you to be careful.

It's not a video-game. It's a flight simulator.

Neville

Is that PlayStation or Xbox?

Neville

Brakes, Troy! Put your ass into it!

Uh, this part ain't in the game!

Neville

Is crashing part of the game, huh?!

I don't know, man! I usually just hit 'reset' and start the level over!

Neville

Oh shit, left! Left! Turn this big mother****er left, Troy!

Sean

What was the first thing you ever said to me?

Neville

What the **** does that have to do with anything?