Small Soldiers quotes

104 total quotes

View Quote Medic!

View Quote [being put into the sink razor] Surrender or DIIIIIEEEEEEEE!

View Quote First blood!

View Quote Hot pursuit!

View Quote One strapped ride!

View Quote I love this job!

View Quote Nail 'em to the wall!

View Quote If you can't accessorize, pulverize!

View Quote I think I over-plucked my eyebrows!

View Quote Let's see if her head pops off!

View Quote Watch out! She's got a baton! It's a Bataan death march!

View Quote That haircut was so 5 minutes ago!

View Quote Timmy Fimple: Dad, you know my birthday? I just want clothes.

View Quote Irwin Wayfair: You put munitions chips into toys?

View Quote Larry Benson: Hello, Mr. Chips.