A scene from Small Soldiers 1998
Alan Abernathy

[on the phone to Globotech]

The Commando Elite wrecked my dad's store and destroyed the Gorgonites!

GloboTech Telephone Operator

The Commando Elite are designed to fight the Gorgonites.

Alan Abernathy

They didn't fight them, they destroyed them, and now they're gone!

GloboTech Telephone Operator

I'm sorry, but Heartland Play Systems does not replace lost toys.

Alan Abernathy

I didn't lose them! Look, is there a machine I can talk to? Just transfer me to a machine!

GloboTech Telephone Operator

Bye. Have a nice day, ma'am.

Alan Abernathy

[aghast]

I'm not a "ma'am"!

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GloboTech Telephone Operator Cheri Oteri

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