“Your damn Commando Elite wrecked my dad's store, destroyed the stupid...” – Alan Abernathy, Small Soldiers ... Movie Quotes Database

A scene from Small Soldiers 1998

[Talking into the phone to the Heartland Toy Company]

Your damn Commando Elite wrecked my dad's store, destroyed the stupid Gorgonites, and ran off! Lawsuit! Got that? [Pauses for a bit] Alan Abernathy. 330-555-0129.

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