“Oh, no! No, no, no! I can't do this. I'm sorry. This is fine for...” – Deloris, Sister Act ... Movie Quotes Database

Deloris

[after putting on the habit]

Oh, no! No, no, no! I can't do this. I'm sorry. This is fine for covering a little bulge, but now I've got holster hips.

Reverend Mother

People wish to kill you. Anyone who's met you I imagine. A disguise is necessary to protect us all. While you are here you will conduct yourself as a nun. Only I will know who and what you truly are. You will draw no attention to yourself whatsoever.

Deloris

But look at me! I'm a nun! I'm a-- I'm a penguin!

Reverend Mother

As from now and until you leave you are Sister Mary Clarence.

Deloris

Mary Clarence? Like Clarence Williams III from The Mod Squad?

Reverend Mother

Mary is in deference to our Holy Mother. Clarence is in honor of Saint Clarence of Concordia. There are three vows every nun must accept. The vow of Poverty.

Deloris

Mmm-hmm...

Reverend Mother

The vow of Obedience...

Deloris

Mmm-hmm...

Reverend Mother

And the vow of Chastity.

Deloris

I am outta here with that.

Deloris

[she starts to turn and walk away, but Reverend Mother grabs her arm and pulls her back]

Oh, man!

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