Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit 1993 quotes, page 2

Yes, Miss Watson?

Rita Watson

We don't want no new way. The old way was fine for us. [Turns to class] Right? [Class agrees] So, if you're gonna fail us, you might as well just go ahead, 'cause we ain't doing nothing!

Fine. If that's the way you feel, there's the door. Don't let it hit you in the butts on the way out.

Yo, yo, Sis... I can't afford to fail this class!

You better tell your friend you can't afford to fail this class!

My parents wouldn't be pleased.

Rita Watson

Come on, ya'll, we ain't gotta take this from her! Come on! Sketch, come on, man. [Sketch shakes head no] Fran-kay?

Frankie

Yo, Rita, you know I'm usually down for stuff like this. But, I'm gonna take care of business this time.

A little lonely on that limb by yourself, Miss Watson?

Rita Watson

So much for friendship! [Storms out door]

We are going to fix this!

Sister Mary Lazarus

You said we as in you're staying?

Yes we, as in yes I am staying!

The only thing the chef knows how to cook is German sausage.

Sister Mary Lazarus

Day after day, liverwurst, bratwurst, beerwurst...

It's the "worst".

Eclectic...

What's that?

Frankie

You plug your box in the wall and it gives you power, stupid.

Ahmal James

Not electric, eclectic... stupid.

You can't answer any questions about... sex.

Oh, don't be so sure. You don't have to bite the donut to know it's sweet.

Simply outstanding.

Mother Superior

Oh. Thank you. Thank you.

What a performance! My heart is still racing. Congratulations.

Mother Superior

Your heart's still racing? Good! What a surprise to see you here. You're aware. Of course. That the school that has just won... is the school you are about to close.

You must be kidding! With a choir like that? We've gotta get ready for next year's competition.

Mother Superior

I'm so pleased you feel that way! Ha!

Oh. Mr. Crisp! Mr. Crisp! Just in time!

Mr. Crisp

You're the people I wanna see! You have been deceived!

What? What's he talking about?!

Mr. Crisp

Yes. This Sister. Sister Mary Clarence.

Mother Superior

He's quite right. You have been deceived. You see. actually. It was Mr. Crisp...

It was Mr. Crisp's idea?

Mother Superior

Yes. Yes. Indeed. Yeah. I suppose he did it to keep St Francis from closing. And it worked.

Mr. Crisp

St Francis isn't closing?!

Mother Superior

No. St Francis isn't closing.

We knew you wanted to be considered for early retirement. We didn't know you were just being modest.

Mr. Crisp

Oh. I di...

Mother Superior

Oh. They can't let a prize bull like you be put out to pasture. No. There must be a real trouble spot somewhere in the Archdiocese... that could use Mr. Crisp's extraordinary talents.

Mr. Crisp

That woman! That. That woman!

Mother Superior

Go with God. Crispy.

Oh no, no, no... Jenny Craig, I just couldn't, thank you so much.

Father Maurice

This, uh... needs a prayer.

Father Maurice

How will we ever find them?

Mr. Crisp

That's easy, just look for the choir that looks like it just robbed a convenience store.

And the first thing you're gonna do, gentlemen, is take off those hats. This is a brand... new... day. [Class laughs at boys' hair] I guess that means you're gonna be combing your hair before you come to my class. [To girl behind Rita] And, I know you're laughing over there 'cause you think this is very funny, Miss Thing, but there is no sun in this room, you will not get a tan. Take off those sunglasses. [Turns to "hat" boys] That goes for you, too. If they're not prescription, I don't wanna see 'em. I want to see YOU, I want to be able to look into YOUR eyes, I want you to be able to look into mine.

Sister Mary Lazarus

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. Show me a man that a woman can trust. Now where did it say that on the eighth day He dusteth?

Sister Mary Lazarus

Congratulations, you're the new mayor of Sodom and Gommorah.

Do you know what I hate most about this place? There is nothing to pick up and throw.

Father Thomas

Father forgive us, we know EXACTLY what we do!

Mother Superior

Go with God, Crispy.

Mother Superior

God help us.