[On the front lawn, Homer and Bart are still in their dare contest. Homer is carrying heavy bricks around on his back, while Bart shoots at him with a pellet gun.] [yelping]

... Aiyee! ... Aiyee! ... D'oh! ... Oh, why did I... Aiyee! ...suggest this?! ... Ow! ... D'oh! ... D'oooo-ho-hoooh! ...

[Eventually, a timer dings. Homer's dare has ended.] [drops the bricks]

All right, boy. Time for the ultimate dare! I dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger, and back... naked.

How naked?

Fourth base.

But girls might see my doodle.

Oh, I see. Then I hereby declare you Chicken For Life! Every morning you'll wake up to "Good morning, Chicken!" And at your wedding I'll sing [to the tune of Here Comes the Bride] "Bawk, bawk, bawk-bawk! Bawk, bawk, bawk--"

[Bart skateboards off in the nude] [incredulous]

Bawk?!