A scene from The Simpsons Movie 2007
Bart

Did you see that?

Marge

Yes, they're going to destroy Springfield. But we're going to stop them. Homie, get your clothes on. Homie?

Homer

I'm happy here. Screw Springfield!

Marge

[gasps]

I can't believe you'd say something so selfish.

Homer

Marge, those people chased us with pitchforks and torches. Torches! At 4 in the afternoon!

Marge

It was 7 at night.

Homer

It was during Access Hollywood.

Marge

Which is on at 4 and 7?

Homer

D'oh!

Lisa

Dad, how can you turn your back on everyone who loved us?

Bart

Flanders helped us when we were in trouble.

Homer

Who cares what Flanders did? He's not your father.

Bart

I wish he was.

Homer

You don't mean that. You worship me.

Bart

Oh, yeah? Look what I did to your picture. Look at it. Howdily-doodily. Howdily-doodily. Howdily-doodily.

Homer

[turns red in anger]

Why, you little! [strangle Bart] I'll strangle-angle you!

Bart

Diddily-diddily.

Marge

Bart, stop it! Leave this to me. Homer, in every marriage, you get one chance to say: "I need you to do this with me."

Homer

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

Marge

Homer Simpson!

Lisa

We're saving Springfield!

Homer

Listen to me, all of you. We are staying. We have a great life in Alaska and we're never going back to America again. I have spoken! Hmph!

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