Miss Leavey
Okay, is everybody ready for dress rehearsal?
Simon Birch
No.
Miss Leavey
What now, Simon?
Simon Birch
[Points to the turtledove costumes, which look like winged mutant turtles]
What are those?
Miss Leavey
They're turtledoves.
Simon Birch
They look like they're from outer space! The audience won't know what they are!
Miss Leavey
They're doves, Simon! The audience knows what a dove is!
Simon Birch
They're giant doves! They're as big as half a donkey. They're actually kind of frightening.
