A scene from Simon Birch 1998
Miss Leavey

Didn't your mother ever tell you to keep quiet during mass? What am I saying? Of course she didn't. Your parents don't go to church, do they, Simon? That's because they don't belong here, Simon. And neither do you. Speaking out of turn, disrupting the class, saying that God has a special plan for you? What kind of nonsense is that?

Rebecca Wenteworth

[Furiously bursts into the classroom, having heard the whole thing]

And what kind of nonsense is this?!

Miss Leavey

Hello, Rebecca...

Rebecca Wenteworth

Come on, Simon.

Miss Leavey

No, wait, I was teaching him a lesson!

Rebecca

[Joe and Simon lean against the door to hear the argument between Rebecca and Leavey on the other side]

What lessons? Humiliation?

Joe Wenteworth

Oh, man! This is so boss!

Simon Birch

This is all my fault.

Joe Wenteworth

Don't take all the credit, she's my mom.

Miss Leavey

...telling the other children that he's some kind of hero, that he's God's instrument!

Rebecca Wenteworth

And who's to say he isn't?

Joe Wenteworth

Who do you think would win in a fight?

Simon Birch

Tough say. Miss Leavey's meaner, but she's a smoker. Your mom can outlast her.

Miss Leavey

We can't have him talking that way. It frightens the other children.

Rebecca Wenteworth

Oh, I think the only one who's frightened here is you, Miss Leavey.

Miss Leavey

What? Why would I be afraid of little Simon Birch?

Rebecca Wenteworth

Because that child has more faith than you'll ever know.

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