All right. This one's full. Take it away!
He ho hi he, dwarf prisoners are we... He ho hi he, dwarf prisoners are we.
Move it along. Come on.
[his first words]
Next! [Guard grabs her broom]
Give me that! Your flying days are over.
That's 20 pieces of silver for the Witch. Next!
Come on!
20 pieces. [As the villager passes out]
[to Guard #2]
Sit down there!
[to Guard #1]
Keep quiet!
[to Guard #2]
You keep quiet!
[sadly]
This cage is too small.
[Donkey turns around to The Old Lady holds his rope]
Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance!
Oh, shut up.
Oh!
Next! [Geppetto steps forward and places Pinocchio down on the table] What have you got?
This little wooden puppet.
I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy!
[The puppet's nose lengthens]
5 shillings for the possessed toy. Take him away.
Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me!
Next! What've you got? [The Old Lady drags the stubborn Donkey up to the table]
Well, I've got a talking donkey.
[looks up from his ledger]
Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.
[Donkey swallows hard and looks at The Old Lady. The Old Lady unties the rope on his Donkey.]
Oh, go ahead, little fella. [Donkey looks at the Old Lady, then to the Captain. The Captain looks back at Donkey and lifts an eyebrow]
[annoyed]
Well? [Donkey looks back at the Captain and says nothing. The Old Lady starts to sweat.]
Oh, oh, he's just... He's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt...
That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!
[moves Donkey's lips]
No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk! I'm the talkin'est dang thing you ever saw.
[annoyed]
Get her outta my sight. [The guards advance on The Old Lady and takes her off screaming]
No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!
[As she struggles, the Old Lady accidentally kicks the caged pixie from the boy's hand. The cage goes flying through the air. It lands on Donkey's head, exploding pixie dust all over him. Making Donkey shocked.]
Hey, I can fly!
He can fly!
He can fly!
HE CAN TALK!
Ha, ha! That's right, Idiot! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! [The pixie dust begins to wear off] Uh-oh. [Donkey falls down on the ground]
Seize him! After him! He's getting away!
