5th most-quoted character in Short Circuit (1986): in 4 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Ben Jabituya (4), Newton Crosby (4)
"Unable. Malfunction".
How can it refuse to turn itself off?
Skroeder Maybe it's pissed off.
It's a machine, Skroeder. It doesn't get pissed off. It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad, it doesn't laugh at your jokes.
It just runs programs.
It usually runs programs.
Oh, my God. It's not coming back. We've gotta destroy it.
No. Howard, you're overreacting. You can't.
Look, let us at least try to catch it first.
Yeah. We'll panic later. Okay?
What if you don't catch it? What if it goes out and melts down a busload of nuns?! How would you like to write the headline on that one?!
"Nun Soup"?
BEN! [covers Ben's mouth]
Hey! Who told you you could take Number 1?!
Howard, logically, if we need protection from Number 5, this is the best weapon we could have.
Great. Great! So, instead of $11,000,000 on the loose, we're gonna have 22.
And plus, we are needing gas money.
I got a phone call from that loony in the lunch wagon. She wants to see you. Only you.
She does?
Oh, her pants are blazing for you, Newton Crosby!
Will you grow up?!
