Ben Jabituya I think we have created another Frankfurter's monster!
Played by Fisher Stevens 
Short Circuit (1986) · 31 quotes
Short Circuit (1986) · 31 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Short Circuit (1986): in 11 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Newton Crosby (6), Howard (4)
I am standing here beside myself!
More lines from Ben Jabituya
4 quotes Ben Jabituya Ben Jabituya [To Crosby]
Hi Honey! What is for dinner?
Ben Jabituya [To Stephanie]
Bye-bye goofy lady! I had fun repeatedly throwing you to the ground.
Ben Jabituya Eat my dust, Newton Crosby. Let us break wind! [retreats]
Scenes with Ben Jabituya
6 scenes
Ben and Newton
[In unison]
It just runs programs!
Ben "Unable. Malfunction".
How can it refuse to turn itself off?
Skroeder Maybe it's pissed off.
It's a machine, Skroeder. It doesn't get pissed off. It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad, it doesn't laugh at your jokes.
Ben and Crosby
It just runs programs.
It usually runs programs.
[after Number 5 refuses to return to base]
Oh, my God. It's not coming back. We've gotta destroy it.
No. Howard, you're overreacting. You can't.
Ben Look, let us at least try to catch it first.
Yeah. We'll panic later. Okay?
What if you don't catch it? What if it goes out and melts down a busload of nuns?! How would you like to write the headline on that one?!
Ben "Nun Soup"?
BEN! [covers Ben's mouth]
Where are you from, anyway?
Ben Bakersfield, originally.
No, I mean your ancestors.
Ben Oh, them. Pittsburgh.
Hey! Who told you you could take Number 1?!
Howard, logically, if we need protection from Number 5, this is the best weapon we could have.
Great. Great! So, instead of $11,000,000 on the loose, we're gonna have 22.
Ben And plus, we are needing gas money.
I got a phone call from that loony in the lunch wagon. She wants to see you. Only you.
She does?
Ben Oh, her pants are blazing for you, Newton Crosby!
Will you grow up?!
