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Stainer: Okay now I know you've gone crazy. You are telling me the hottest chick I've ever met in my life wants you, and the Hamburglar wasn't into me? Listen to yourself... **** YOU.
Devon: It is a pretty impressive catch, Kirkey.
Stainer: Yeah, the day that happens is the day Jack sleeps with your wife. [shocked silence] What? Did that already happen?
Devon: We weren't technically dating yet.
Stainer: My bad.


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