Scenes with Molly
3 scenes
Molly
And I'm fine with that too. And I was fine with you up until about three minutes ago.
Kirk
That's great Molly. I'm so glad you're fine with me.
Molly
Okay, Kirk. Maybe-maybe you're right. Maybe you are a five. You know why? No self-esteem, deduct a point. Everytime someone walks into a room you compare yourself to them, deduct a point. You're a smart and talented guy who's afraid to do anything with it, deduct a point. Um how are we doing? Oh, oh yeah, hoping that I have a defect that you can work with? Deduct whatever's left.
Kirk
I'm out of here. Webbed **** feet, are you kidding me?
Molly
Kirk!!
Kirk
[Kirk is introducing Molly to his family]
This is when you say "Hi Molly".
Dylan
Who are you?
Kirk
She is Molly.
Kirk
She came with me.
Dylan
Did you hit her car or something?
Kirk
Jesus... No but thank you for asking.
Dylan
Are you a social worker?
Molly
Nope.
Dylan
Aw shit are we being evicted?
Kirk
No.
Dylan
Are you a hooker?
Dylan
Or a prostitute I mean?
R Ron
Come on in for a dip, girl.
Molly
Oh no, I don't even have a bathing suit.
Dylan
You can wear your underwear. It's just like a bikini it covers all the good shit.
R Ron
Yeah, underwear is fine.
R Ron
It's like what they did in the old days.
Molly
Underwear would be fine... if I were wearing any.
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