You know Mrs. Fisher, I haven't told you what a wonderful daughter you've got. You did a terrific job in raising her!

You'd never know it the way she treats me! Ms. Famous Writer over there... You would think a 41-year old woman would have learnt to appreciate her mother!

[angry]

You would think that a mother would appreciate the very expensive nursing home her daughter pays for!

Mary, I th... I thought you were 34?

[nods]

Ah she's 41, I got the birth certificate to prove it.

[while simpering]

Don't listen to her, she's getting... senile!

[agitated]

Bullshit, I remember everything! I remember when you were just a teena...

[screaming]

Nobody's interested in what you remember so you shut up!