Hugh Fennyman quotes from Shakespeare in Love (1998)

Hugh Fennyman

Henslowe! Do you know what happens to a man who doesn't pay his debts? His boots catch fire!

Philip Henslowe

Mr. Fennyman, allow me to explain about the theatre business. The natural condition is one of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster.

Hugh Fennyman

So what do we do?

Philip Henslowe

Nothing. Strangely enough, it all turns out well.

Hugh Fennyman

How?

Philip Henslowe

I don't know. It's a mystery.

Hugh Fennyman

Uh, one moment, sir.

Ned Alleyn

Who are you?

Hugh Fennyman

I'm, uh... I'm the money.

Ned Alleyn

Then you may remain so long as you remain silent.