Philip Henslowe
Mr. Fennyman, allow me to explain about the theatre business. The natural condition is one of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster.
Hugh Fennyman
So what do we do?
Philip Henslowe
Nothing. Strangely enough, it all turns out well.
Hugh Fennyman
How?
Philip Henslowe
I don't know. It's a mystery.

