You know Mom, Scotty thinks you're the killer.
Beverly Sutphin
Kathleen Turner · 15 quotes
Chip
Matthew Lillard · 6 quotes
Dottie Hinkle
Mink Stole · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Beverly Sutphin & Chip (4), Beverly Sutphin & Dottie Hinkle (2)
Serial Mom quotes
Page 2 of 2Nice as pie she was to me, then I hear her say it.
Detective
Say what?
Are those... I can't say the words out loud.
Detective
Could you tell a police woman the exact words she used?
Maybe.
Police woman
It's okay, nobody's gonna hurt you. Come on, let it out.
PUSSY! That's what she said to me! PUSSY WILLOW!
Eugene Listen to this, [reading from the newspaper] "Hillside Strangler gets his college degree in prison".
That's nice, dear.
Eugene Nice? He should have been executed!
Misty He killed people, mom!
We all have our bad days.
Misty Mother! It's Carl! He's dead!
How horrible. Oh, I just sold the Peewee Herman doll!
Mrs. Jenson [having to pay $1 extra to Chip for not rewinding the film]
Keep the change you son of a psycho!
Is this the **** residence?
God damn you! Stop calling here!
Isn't this 4215 Pussy Way?
You bitch!
Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-****-you?
The police are tracing this call this very minute.
Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, ****face?
**** YOU! [hangs up]
[laughs manically]
Who is this?
Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. We understand you're having some trouble with an obscene phone caller?
Oh, Mrs. Wilson, I'm so sorry. These calls are driving me crazy! I'm a divorced woman, please help me.
Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you?
I can't say the words out loud, I don't use bad language.
Oh yes, I know it's difficult, but we need to know the exact words.
I'll try. ****, that's what she calls me.
Goddamn you!
Mother ****er!
**** sucker!
Are those... pussy willows?
Life doesn't have to be ugly. Look at the birds out there; listen to their call. [makes bird noises] Wee, wee, wee, wee.
Officer, I'm sorry, but we don't allow gum in this house.
Suzanne! This is my bad side!