[in response to Misty telling the family about her new love interest]
You sure can pick 'em.
Beverly Sutphin
Kathleen Turner · 15 quotes
Chip
Matthew Lillard · 6 quotes
Dottie Hinkle
Mink Stole · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Beverly Sutphin & Chip (4), Beverly Sutphin & Dottie Hinkle (2)
Serial Mom quotes
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Detective
Proceed with caution; she is armed. And ****in' nuts!
Emma Lou Jenson [talking to her dog]
Come on, lick Mommy's feet. Get 'em all wet!
Eugene Sutphin [during sex with Beverly]
Oh honey, you are hot tonight!
Marvin Pickles
There was a lady in the men's room, I swear! A pretty little lady, in the stall right next to me!
Misty Sutphin Chip! Our mother is Charles Manson!
Police woman
Bingo boys, bust the bitch.
Ralph Sterner [while having teeth drilled]
Help me Betty! He's worse than the dentist in the Marathon Man!
Mrs. Hinkle, do you drink?
No, I don't.
So you weren't drunk when you received those alleged obscene phone calls?
I certainly was not.
You mean to tell me the day I came over to Mrs. Ackerman's, the day you claim you recognized my voice, you weren't drinking?
One beer with lunch is hardly drinking.
So you do drink?
Socially. I'll have a beer.
So you admit you just lied?
No I don't, you bitch!
Judge
Watch your mouth, Mrs. Hinkle.
[Beverly whispers "**** you" to Dottie]
Did you see her?! She just said "**** you" to me!
Let the record show I'm merely standing here!
**** you too, you whore!
Judge
I'm warning you, Mrs. Hinkle. One more obscenity and I'll charge you with contempt of court.
Mrs. Hinkle, are you insane?
No I'm not, you mother ****er!
You can't wear white shoes after Labor Day!
Juror #8 That's not true anymore.
Yes it is! Didn't your mother tell you?
Juror #8 No! Please! Fashion has changed!
No, it hasn't.
Birdie You're bigger than Freddy and Jason now! Only you're a real person!
Do you think I need a lawyer?
You need an agent!
Hey dad, have you ever seen Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer?
Eugene I most certainly have not!
Is there a killer loose?!
Detective Pike No son, nothing that exciting.
So happy I could shit.
Chip! You know how I hate the brown word.
Tell me the truth, Mom. Really, it's okay with me. Are you a serial killer?
Chip, the only serial I know anything about is Rice Krispies!