Lou Redwood Well, he sat on the bench, right? I mean, if you watch a porn movie, doesn't mean you got laid. Dick Pepperfield No. No, in fact it often means the opposite. Lou Redwood You know, I might suit up tonight, Dick. Sometimes I still dream of glory. Dick Pepperfield Well, sometimes dreams can turn into nightmares, Lou. Lou Redwood ...What's your problem? Dick Pepperfield He scares me! Lou Redwood That little kid from the Jackson 5, he scares ya too. Dick Pepperfield Oh, mark my words, Lou, there's something very creepy about that young man.