Hotel Clerk
Dr. Kesselring, we thought you wouldn't make it, did you have trouble with your visa?
Yes, and then suddenly they excepted American Express.
Yes, don't go home without it.
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Reporter
Do you really think you can stop Khomeini?
Not if it's funny.
So, you're the fat **** who's running this show!
Sutherland
Beautifully put, Mr. Karue. You're obviously a poet, a man after my own heart.
These streets are bumpy.
You're driving on the sidewalk!
Where are we?
Probably on our way to New Jersey by now.
No kidding! I got family in there! Do you want to come with me?
Of course. You've earned my trust, Wally. You've been a very good friend to me these past couple days. You're always there for me. You never get me into trouble. Sometimes it seems a bit boring but that's a small price to pay for such a wonderful friendship.
That's beautiful, Dave. Do you mean everything you just said?
I'll tell you how I really feel in about a minute or two. Right now, I'm a little overwhelmed by the STINK of the seven tons of garbage that you drove us into!
Is THAT what it is? I thought you let one go! That's why I didn't say anything!
That's very kind of you! Thank you!
Wally! I heard you! I heard your voice!
Hooray! You can hear me!
What?
You can hear me!
[Dave doesn't hold up any fingers]
How many fingers am I holding up in front of your eyes right now?
Three!
That's good. That's pretty good, considering that he's blind.
Did she say ship, or shit?
I hear prison isn't so bad if you like it up your butt.
Today, I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection. That doesn't happen every day.
We're in a warehouse, and you just hit a cow. I think we better back up.
Well excusez-moi, monsieur hot shit!
You mean I'm not white?!?