Wally Karew
I hear prison isn't so bad if you like it up your butt.
2nd most-quoted character in See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989): in 18 of its 28 quotes
Most scenes with: Dave Lyons (13)
You mean I'm not white?!?
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Tell me the first thing that pops in your head.
Wally
Pussy!
Eve
Any last requests, Mr. Karue?
Wally
I suppose a **** is out of the question.
Eve
I'm afraid so.
Wally
So, you're the fat **** who's running this show!
Sutherland
Beautifully put, Mr. Karue. You're obviously a poet, a man after my own heart.
And then one day, my wife turned into this remarkable creature that could sit on the end of a broomstick and take off. She could actually achieve flight.
Wally
I think I was married to that woman once.
Small world.
Hotel Clerk
Dr. Kesselring, we thought you wouldn't make it, did you have trouble with your visa?
Yes, and then suddenly they excepted American Express.
Wally
Yes, don't go home without it.
Okay, no more bullshit. [to Dave, talking fast] Was there or wasn't there a woman?
Are you serious?
Yes, I'm goddamn serious.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?
What the hell is he talking about?
Wally
He reads lips. You're talking too fast.
Wally
[to Captain Braddock, talking slowly]
Because he's deaf... not stu-pid.
You swear an awful lot.
Wally
You're ****-A right!
Who are you talking to?
Wally
I'm talking to you, you prick.
Why don't you look me in the eye and say that?
Wally
I would if I could but I can't, I'm blind.
You're blind?
Wally
Yes, I'm blind. What are you, **** deaf?
YES! I'M **** DEAF!
Wally
You're really deaf?
I'm really deaf.
Wally
Then how do you know what I'm saying?
Because I'm reading your lips. Now you want the job or not?
Wally
Where are we?
Probably on our way to New Jersey by now.
Wally
No kidding! I got family in there! Do you want to come with me?
Of course. You've earned my trust, Wally. You've been a very good friend to me these past couple days. You're always there for me. You never get me into trouble. Sometimes it seems a bit boring but that's a small price to pay for such a wonderful friendship.
Wally
That's beautiful, Dave. Do you mean everything you just said?
I'll tell you how I really feel in about a minute or two. Right now, I'm a little overwhelmed by the STINK of the seven tons of garbage that you drove us into!
Wally
Is THAT what it is? I thought you let one go! That's why I didn't say anything!
That's very kind of you! Thank you!
Wally
These streets are bumpy.
You're driving on the sidewalk!
Adele
I think David got a little messed up.
What did she say?
Wally
She said she thinks you're an asshole!
[Dave doesn't hold up any fingers]
How many fingers am I holding up in front of your eyes right now?
Wally
Three!
That's good. That's pretty good, considering that he's blind.
Wally
[yelling in Dave's ear]
Shazaam! Can you hear me?
Wally! I heard you! I heard your voice!
Wally
Hooray! You can hear me!
What?
Wally
You can hear me!
****-A. Something bothers you, **** it. Your wife leaves you, **** her. Your boss fires you, **** him. ****-A. **** them. Right?
Wally
You're **** right!
It's a gift to be able to do that.
Wally! He could put a hole through your *head*, Wally!
Wally
****** him and his holes!
Adele
Why do you feel you have to pass for someone with 20/20 vision when you're blind as a bat?
Wally
I don't feel. I have to pass.
Adele
Yes, you do. It's a sickness in your brain, just like if you were trying to pass for white.
Wally
You mean I'm not white?