The Secret Life of Pets 2 (2019) quotes

24 total quotes

Chuck – Pete Holmes
Daisy – Tiffany Haddish
Duke – Eric Stonestreet
Gidget – Jenny Slate
Katie – Ellie Kemper

Liam – Henry Lynch
Max – Patton Oswalt
Rooster – Harrison Ford
Sergei – Nick Kroll
Snowball – Kevin Hart

View Quote Gidget: [about Max's favorite toy, Busy Bee] Oh, I just love him immediately. It's like we're his parents. It's like you're the dad and I'm the mom, and we're in a relationship and this is our baby.
Max: Well, uh...
Gidget: It's exactly like that. Exactly!

View Quote Infestor: I'm back! [controls the vacuum base]
Gidget: Don't worry, Max! I got this! [charges at the vacuum base, but in reality, she hits the wall and stumbles dizzily, laying back on her bed]
Gidget's Owner #1: Huh? What was all that about?
Gidget's Owner #2: [gasps] Maybe she's got fleas!
[Gidget's eyes widen in shock. The camera cuts to black as Infestor laughs]

View Quote Max: [sighs] Super Gidget, you're incredible.
Gidget: I'm just doing what I do. [giggles]

View Quote Mel: [running over] Help! Super Gidget, it's the squirrels! They got Max! [runs away]
[Dozen of squirrels run across the street while carrying Max]
Max: Gidget, help! Aah! Help! [Gidget gasps as the squirrels climb up on a tall and gigantic tree looming over clouds] HELP!!!
Gidget: I'll save you, Max! [zips off, leaving a pink heart-shaped cloud]

View Quote Pops: My owner got a new puppy.
Tiny: My name's Tiny.
Pops: Nobody cares!

View Quote Pops: Oh, hello, Snowball.
Rooster: Are you scared?!
Max: No! No, I'm not!
Rooster: Now, you're talking!

View Quote Snowball: Alright, let's hide him in the… Ahhhhh! Oh. I was just this weird little guy. Why'd you just go back to wherever you belong, Bonzo, because I don't want to have... Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Little Sergei: Oh, hee-hee-hee! (Cackles)
Snowball: Ow, ow, ow! Look out! Whoa! Aaaaah! Oof! Ooh.

View Quote Snowball: I'm gonna be the first rabbit with washboard glutes. I’m not even sure what glutes are, but, mine are gonna be shredded!
Chloe: Oh, yeah, That is, uh... that is fascinating.
Snowball: Let me tell you something! Criminals are gonna take one good look at my glutes, and they're just gonna give up! Okay, this is obviously glued to the floor.

View Quote [Gidget walks over to a tower on the top of the tree. Inside, vacuums turn on. Gidget walks over to a throne, where a bulldog sits with its eyes glowing red. Beside the throne, Max sits hostaged with a chain on his collar]
Male voice: Ah! Super Gidget, it's so nice of you to join us.
Gidget: Max! How could you?! You're a bad, bad dog!
Male voice: Oh, I'm no dog.
[The camera zooms in on the bulldog's head, where a flea laughs maniacally]
Infestor: I am Infestor, master of mind control, and I'm taking over every dog in the city, including your precious Max!

View Quote [as Duke wags his tail at his and Katie's faces; laughing] Oh, Duke, stop it!

View Quote [from trailer] I gotta admit, this is nice.

View Quote [Max growls] Alright doggy, bring it... [Max bites his butt] Whoa! [screams]

View Quote [taking Max to the vet] You've been so stressed lately, but this vet is going to help you. Let's go, buddy.

View Quote [to Max] Tiny-dog!

View Quote And, Thank you!