Phone Voice quotes from Scream 2 (1997)

I love those guys. Are they stlll together? I haven't seen It in, like three weeks.

No, they broke up again.

Really?

Mm-hmm. Sarah found out that Bailey slept with Gwen. She dumped him, like, two episodes ago.

I wish she'd get her shit together.

Hold on. Someone's calling. [hangs up the call to her friend; shifts to talk to someone] Omega Beta Zeta.

Phone Voice

Hello?

Yes?

Phone Voice

Who is this?

Cici. Who's this?

Phone Voice

Who do you think?

Ted? Where are you? Are you drinking? Hold on. [shifts to her friend's call] Ted's on the other line. He sounds drunk. I'll call you back.

That shit only calls you when he's drunk. Don't go over there, Cici.

Okay, All right. I'll call you back. [shifts back to someone's call] Okay, Ted. You sound loaded. What's up?

Phone Voice

Who's Ted?

Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. I thought you were someone else.

Phone Voice

That's okay. I am.

Who are you calling for? Nobody's here.

Phone Voice

Where is everybody?

We're cosponsorlng the acid rain mixer at Phi Gamma Alpha tonight.

Phone Voice

Why aren't you there?

I'm "sober sister". I need to be here in case a drunk sister calls and needs a ride.

Phone Voice

That's too bad.

"Drink with your brain." That's our motto. Who are you calling for?

Phone Voice

What if I said you?

What if I said goodbye?

Phone Voice

Why would you want to do that?

Why do you always answer a question with a question?

Phone Voice

I'm inquisitive.

Yeah, and I'm impatient. Look, do you want to leave a message for someone?

Phone Voice

Do you want to die tonight, Cici?
[Cici's eyes widen in shock]

Sidney Prescott

Hello?

Phone Voice

Hello Sidney. Remember me?

Sidney Prescott

What do you want?

Phone Voice

I want you. It's showtime.

Sidney Prescott

So, why don't you show your face, you **** coward?

Phone Voice

My pleasure. [after Ghostface comes in arrives and locks Derek out of the house]

Gale Weathers

Sorry. All right, Let's just assume the killer is repeating Woodsboro...

Gale Weathers

Yes?

I have Bob calling.

Gale Weathers

I'll have to call you back. [hangs up phone]

That doesn't explain Sidney's attack. Sidney wasn't killed in Woodsboro. Wasn't for a lack of trying. The killer is trying to finish what was started.

Gale Weathers

Well Sid's under protection, right?

Yeah.

Gale Weathers

What?

Bob really needs to talk to you.

Gale Weathers

Tell Bob I'll call him back. [hangs up phone]

When'd she start smoking?

Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.

Gale Weathers

It was just my head. It was Jennifer Aniston's body. Anyway, you're forgetting something. In Woodsboro, there were more victims before the homestretch.; Tatum, my cameraman, Himbry...---

Joel

Time out! I don't need to be hearing about no dead cameramen, all right? Now I'm warning you guys. I am a verb away from vacating these premises. I'm gonna get me some coffee, donuts, Prozac, see If I can find some crack, Special KX, "not Malcolm and I'll be back when you guys start talking about something a little more Saved By The Bellish, all right?

He seems a little shaky.

Gale Weathers

Don't worry about him. If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out who's next.

I wouldn't follow a killer's pattern. We were all involved In Woodsboro. Could be any one of us.

Gale Weathers

So what do you wanna do, bonehead? Sit here, wait and see who drops next?

Well, I don't know... [Gale's phone rings again] "Phonehead"!

Gale's not here!---

Phone Voice

I'm not interrupting anything, am I? You three look deep in thought. Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath? [the voice laughs evilly]

It's him.

Who?

The killer. He can see us.

Just keep him on the phone.

What do you want me to say?

I-I don't know. Just keep him talking. Come on, Gale.

Uh... Hi. -

Gale Weathers

What are we doing?

Look for somebody with a cell phone.

So, uh... what's your favorite scary movie?

Phone Voice

You'll never find me.

What do you care? Let'em have their fun. So, uh... what's up?

Phone Voice

What's your favorite scary movie?

Showgirls. Absolutely frightening. What's yours? Wait. Let me guess. The House on Soroity Row? The Dorm that dripped blood? Splatter university? Graduation day? Final exam? Am I close?

Phone Voice

Closer than you think. [A random person bumps into Randy] Too slow, geek. Do you want to die?

Is that the best you can do? Because Billy and Stu were much more original.

Phone Voice

Why are you even here, Randy? You'll never be the leading man.

****! YOU!

Phone Voice

No matter how hard you try, you'll never be the hero and you'll never, ever get the girl.

Sorry.

Phone Voice

Wrong guy, dead boy.

Oh, yeah? Well, let's re-direct the moment, Mr. I'm So Original. Huh? Where's your motivation? Huh? Why copycat two high school loser ass dickheads? Stu was a pussy ass wet rag. And Billy Loomis? Billy Loomis, what the ****? Jesus! What a rat looking homo repressed momma's boy! Why not set your goals higher, huh? You wanna be one of the big boys? Huh? Manson, Bundie, O.J, Son of...
[Ghostface attacks Randy and kills him]

Phone Voice

Hello, Sidney. Remember me?

Phone Voice

I'm not interrupting anything, am I? You three look deep in thought. Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath?

Why does she have to be naked? What does that have to do with the plot of the storyline of her being butt-ass naked?

I don't know, but I'm feeling a little stiffy.

You better loosen up that wrist!