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[Wallace and Jimmy are about to watch a gig from Crash and the Boys]
Wallace: Hey, Jimmy. Do they rock or suck?
Jimmy: [hesitantly] They have not started playing yet.
Wells: That was a test, Jimmy.
Crash: [offscreen] One, two.
Wallace: [pats Jimmy's arm] You passed.
Jimmy: [uncomfortably] Okay.
Crash: Good evening. My name is Crash, these are the Boys.
Wallace: [heckling.] Is that girl a Boy, too?
Crash: [offended] Yes. [Trasha gives Wallace the finger; audience titters.]
Kim: [offstage, incensed] They have a girl drummer?
Crash: This song is called, "I Am So Sad, I Am So Very, Very Sad". Goes a little something like this. [Trasha counts in on the drums, and Crash and Joel play two chords] ♪ SOOOOOO SAD!!!... ♪ [Song ends] Thank you.
Wallace: [heckling] Not a race, guys!
[audience stares at Wallace, annoyed with the heckling]
Crash: All right, this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. [Wallace points at himself, mock questioningly] It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."
Wallace: Sweet! [to Jimmy] Love this one.
[Crash and the Boys play "We Hate You, Please Die."]
Stephen: [barely audible with subtitles] How are we supposed to follow this? We're not going to win. We're not going to sign with G-Man. We'll never play opening night at the Chaos Theatre. Goddamn, Scott! Will you please stop just standing there?! You're freaking me out!


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