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(Cindy is going to cut her own eye) Zoltar, get in here! This one's gonna do it!
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(having a nightmare) Lil' Kim- Lil' Kim got my sandwich. Look out- Russell Crowe's got a phone! R.Kelly, don't pee on me! MY LOVELY LADY LUMPS! Where are we?!
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(holding up Shaquille O'Neal's femur) I don't believe it! The aliens killed a dinosaur!
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[After finding Michael Jackson with a group of children] Run away, kids! Run towards the Tri-pods if you have to!
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All I've got is my kids, and my car. They mean the world to me. [slams Rachel's head in car door.]
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Gee, I wonder why I spend every waking moment of my life operating a crane... God, I hate my job. [starts playing with a crane machine]
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Gentlemen, you don't know me, but I know you. You both play games with people for a living, but now you are going to be playing for your lives.
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I don't know! I was doing a show on teens with abandonment issues and then I blacked out and woke up here! Man, those kids are gonna be pissed!
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I just tell people to "get real." I'm not even a doctor... I'm an electrician.
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I'm sorry for killing millions of people. Whatever!
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This is some shit, up with which we will not put.
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We are so ****ed.
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Well, they don't call it churnin' where I come from!
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What's the difference between a Belgian and a lump of dog shit? The Belgian drinks wine, but the dog shit smells good!
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What?! We at peace now, I was just sealin' the deal!