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Scary Movie 3

Scary Movie 3 quotes

29 total quotes

Brenda Meeks
Cody
President Harris
Sayaman
Simon Cowell
The Architect
Tom


View Quote (pointing at a man's toupee) That's not fooling anyone.
View Quote (standing on stairs telling future to man walking out of restroom) You're getting lucky tonight. (to "woman" walking out behind him, holding his hand) He doesn't know you're a guy.
View Quote (telling future to a pregnant woman) It's a boy. He's going to be an asshole.
View Quote Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people got they ass beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down the hole!
View Quote Hell with you.
View Quote I can't help it. It's very lonely in here. Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time, not counting myself. Or this chair. I call her... Linda.
View Quote I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. Like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car.
View Quote My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I.
View Quote She scared the horses, killed the puppies, hid the remote. Really sick shit. My wife killed her by drowning her in a nearby well. I thought a time-out would have been fine.
View Quote Smoke all you want. You're going to get hit by a bus.
View Quote [After accidentally killing Tom's wife with his truck] Tom, I'm gonna need a ride home.
View Quote [after the rappers kill each other in a shoot-out] These men died for their country; send flowers to their bitches and hos.
View Quote [after watching a rap battle] I thought you were both absolutely dreadful. Ghastly. I don't know what I'm doing here. This club is totally pathetic. [both rappers pull out their guns and shoot him].
View Quote [Holding Michael Jackson outside of a window] How do you like it?