Douche : Okay. Not exactly what I was looking for, but **** it, you know? Hole's a hole, bro. [laughs evilly] Darren : Wait, snap out of it, man! Slap it, slap yourself in the face, man! Oh, man, you lost your mind, is this even, no way, this isn't real. No, this can't be real. Douche : Oh, it's real, bro. [Darren turns around and points to Douche with a 500 S&W Magnum revolver] Darren : Wha... [gasps in horror] A talking douche! Douche : It's cool, bro. Chill, okay? Darren : No, no, no, this is too much! This is too much. It's too much, breathe, man! Douche : We both want the same thing. Like, I'm feeling honestly, the two of us could, like, collaborate together, like a mashup, bro. Darren : A mashup? I-I don't understand. What's happening? Douche : You don't need to understand. [Douche unzips Darren's zipper and goes inside his pants.] You just need to relax and open wide. Darren : Wait, what are you, what are you doing?! [Douche sticks his nozzle up Darren's anus, causing him to groan] Douche : Oh, yeah! Darren : DUDE! that went up my ass! Douche : [laughs] Now, stand up!

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