“You know, Neil's a real good cook.” – Charlie, The Santa Clause ... Movie Quotes Database

Charlie

You know, Neil's a real good cook.

Scott

Yeah, and you should see him walk on water.

Charlie

You don't like him very much, do you, Dad?

Scott

Charlie, yeah, I was joking. Okay? I'm sorry. Just kidding around. I like him a... Yeah, sure I like him. You know, there... there's something about him that makes me wanna...

Charlie

Lash out irrationally.

Scott

Where did you hear that?

Charlie

From Neil. I learn a lot from him; he listens to me.

Scott

Yeah, and he charges you for it.

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