The Royal Tenenbaums quotes

105 total quotes

Chas Tenenbaum
Eli Cash
Etheline Tenenbaum

View Quote He looks pretty good for a suicide. Attempted, anyway.

View Quote Where's my javelina?

View Quote He's got them in there crunching numbers!

View Quote What about Sing-Sang? I owe her a hundred.

View Quote You're turning me into a damn hobo!

View Quote I finally want to meet them.

View Quote I know you Asshole!

View Quote C'mon, Lets shag ass!

View Quote I don't understand. Did you pack your bags before you got locked out?

View Quote To tell you the truth, I haven't slept with a man in eighteen years.

View Quote WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

View Quote Raleigh tells me you've been spending six hours a day locked up in here, watching television and soaking in the tub.

View Quote You're a bastard, Royal.

View Quote Write yourself a check.

View Quote I think we're just going to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.