Hey, Jack, have that bitch make me some blueberry pancakes... Right now.
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Barry Can we please feed Mitch now?
Rubin No. If he overeats, he could die.
Barry So? It would be worth it.
Rubin I just said we'd make it across. I didn't say anything about the wheels staying on.
Josh What the hell are we gonna do now? I'm totally screwed! I don't have time to be walking through the woods right now!
Kyle It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.
Kyle Because it's your dog.
Rubin Jesus Christ!
Kyle You know, because it's YOUR dog, get it?
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