A scene from The Return of the Pink Panther 1975
Police Chief Lundallah

He pulled himself across the floor using this wire. How else could he have avoided our radar field?

Inspector Clouseau

He did? ... Yes, how else! Hmm. Of course he would have needed a very slippery floor to do that.

Police Chief Lundallah

Therefore the wax.

Inspector Clouseau

The wax? ... AGHH! [Clouseau slips on the waxed floor and falls to the ground]

Col. Sharki

Are you alright, Inspector?

Inspector Clouseau

[on his knees]

Of course I'm alright. I'm... examining the wax. [sniffs the wax on the floor] Have you taken a sample of this wax?

Police Chief Lundallah

Wax is wax!

Inspector Clouseau

See, this is where you are wrong. Wax is NOT just wax. In this case it is a clue. French wax, English wax, domestic wax...

Col. Sharki

Ah, the Inspector is right. Have the wax tested immediately.

Inspector Clouseau

[grabbing a mechanical arm from the jewel stand]

It is my guess that you will find it is English wax.

Police Chief Lundallah

Why?

Inspector Clouseau

Because your thief is an Englishman.

Col. Sharki

How do you know that?

Inspector Clouseau

It is my business to know that. He is Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious Lytton.

Police Chief Lundallah

The Phantom?

Inspector Clouseau

Yes, one and the same.

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