You better start talkin', asshole! Cause we got shit we need to talk about. We're already freaked out, we need you actin' freaky like we need a ****in' bag on our hip.
We think we got a rat in the house.
I guarantee we got a rat in the house!
What makes you say that?
Is that supposed to be funny?
Look, we think this place ain't safe.
This place just ain't secure anymore. We're leaving, you should go with us.
Nobody's going anywhere.
Don't take another step, Mr. White.
What's my problem? Yeah, I gotta ****in' problem! I gotta big ****in' problem with any trigger-happy madman who almost gets me shot!
What the **** are you talking about?
That **** shooting spree in the store, remember?!
You almost killed me! ASSHOLE! If I had known what kind of guy you were, I never would've agreed to work with you.
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?
What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite? [throws away his drink]
Oh, Christ, hey, look, you two assholes, calm the **** down! Hey, come on, are we on a playground here, huh?! [pause] Am I the only professional?! You ****in' guys are acting like a bunch of ****in' ****! You work with ****, huh? Just like you two, always sayin' they're gonna kill each other.
Yeah, I did, OK? I did. But that was then. Right now, this guy is the only one I completely trust. He's too ****in' homicidal to be workin' with the cops.
You takin' his side?
NO! **** sides, man! What we need here is a little solidarity! Somebody's stickin' a red hot poker up our asses, and I wanna know whose name's on the handle! Now I know I'm no piece of shit... [referring to Mr. White] And I'm pretty sure you're OK... [referring to Mr. Blonde] And I'm ****in' positive you're on the level. So let's try and figure out who the bad guy is, alright?
[calming down, chuckling]
Wow, that was really exciting. I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't ya? Me too, I love that guy. My heart's beatin' so fast, I'm about to have a heart attack here.
