[Benji is explaining to David how they can get through their train trip without paying]
Benji: We stay moving, we stay light, we stay agile.
David: Yeah.
Benji: The conductor's gonna come through taking tickets. We tell him we're going to the bathroom.
David: The bathroom. Okay.
Benji: He gets to the back of the train, he starts heading towards the front looking for stragglers.
David: Sorry, we're the stragglers?
Benji: Yeah. By the time he gets to the front, the train's gonna be in the station and we're home free.
David: This is so **** stupid.
Benji: Man, what's stupid is the corporatization of travel. Ensuring that the rich move around the world, propagate their elitist loins, while the poor stay cut off from society.
David: That's great, we can argue Marxism while they're hauling us off to Siberia.
Benji: Siberia is in Russia, Dave.
David: This is ridiculous. Tickets are probably like twelve bucks.
Benji: It's the principle of paying. We shouldn't have to pay for train tickets in Poland. This is our country.
David: No, it's not. It was our country. They kicked us out 'cause they thought we were cheap.
Benji: We stay moving, we stay light, we stay agile.
David: Yeah.
Benji: The conductor's gonna come through taking tickets. We tell him we're going to the bathroom.
David: The bathroom. Okay.
Benji: He gets to the back of the train, he starts heading towards the front looking for stragglers.
David: Sorry, we're the stragglers?
Benji: Yeah. By the time he gets to the front, the train's gonna be in the station and we're home free.
David: This is so **** stupid.
Benji: Man, what's stupid is the corporatization of travel. Ensuring that the rich move around the world, propagate their elitist loins, while the poor stay cut off from society.
David: That's great, we can argue Marxism while they're hauling us off to Siberia.
Benji: Siberia is in Russia, Dave.
David: This is ridiculous. Tickets are probably like twelve bucks.
Benji: It's the principle of paying. We shouldn't have to pay for train tickets in Poland. This is our country.
David: No, it's not. It was our country. They kicked us out 'cause they thought we were cheap.
[Benji is explaining to David how they can get through their train trip without paying]
Benji : We stay moving, we stay light, we stay agile.
David : Yeah.
Benji : The conductor's gonna come through taking tickets. We tell him we're going to the bathroom.
David : The bathroom. Okay.
Benji : He gets to the back of the train, he starts heading towards the front looking for stragglers.
David : Sorry, we're the stragglers?
Benji : Yeah. By the time he gets to the front, the train's gonna be in the station and we're home free.
David : This is so **** stupid.
Benji : Man, what's stupid is the corporatization of travel. Ensuring that the rich move around the world, propagate their elitist loins, while the poor stay cut off from society.
David : That's great, we can argue Marxism while they're hauling us off to Siberia.
Benji : Siberia is in Russia, Dave.
David : This is ridiculous. Tickets are probably like twelve bucks.
Benji : It's the principle of paying. We shouldn't have to pay for train tickets in Poland. This is our country.
David : No, it's not. It was our country. They kicked us out 'cause they thought we were cheap.
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