When I added that extra ingredient instead of following the recipe like you said, that wasn't me...either.

What do you mean?

I mean, I wouldn't have done that. I would've followed the recipe, I would've followed your advice. I would've followed your advice 'til the ends of the Earth because I love your-r-r-r advice. But--

[In Linguini's toque, to self]

Don't do it...

[hesitantly]

I have a secret. It's sort of disturbing. I have a ra--I have a ra-a-a-a--

You have a rash?

No, no, no. I have this-this tiny, uh, little, little--[rapidly] a-tiny-chef-who-tells-me-what-to-do.