“Oye! That's right! You! Don't be shy. Come on. It's okay. That's it...” – Roadkill, Rango ... Movie Quotes Database

[After Rango gets lost in the desert from the car accident.]
Roadkill: Oye! That's right! You! [Rango gasps, drops his draft glass and walks slowly] Don't be shy. Come on. It's okay. That's it, a little closer. Good.
[The camera pans over to the armadillo named Roadkill, who is split in half by car's tire.]
Roadkill: I won't bite you. [grunts in pain] I need a little help here.
Rango: Uh, are you okay?
Roadkill: I must... get to the other side.
Rango: The other side? You mean, just now, that was you crossing the road? That's why the... [mimics the car accident] Why'd you do that?!
Roadkill: This is my quest. He waits for me.
Rango: What? Who?
Roadkill: The Spirit of the West, amigo. The one. They say he rides an alabaster carriage with golden guardians to protect him.
Rango: What are you talking about?
Roadkill: Enlightenment. We are nothing without it.
Rango: Nothing? Your delusional quest just ruined my life! I had an incredibly complex social network going, highly sophisticated friends! I was very popular!
Roadkill: Friends? I don't see no friends.
Rango: Uh...
Roadkill: You are a very lonely lizard.
Rango: [extended version] Look, I need water. Hydration. My teeth are chapped. I need lotion. I'm down to one layer of skin already. Pretty soon, I'm gonna see my insides. Now, quite unlike you've got going there. Listen, I can't survive in the desert, okay? I-I don't belong here.
Roadkill: That may be true, but here you are. Now help me up, and I will help you find what you seek.
Rango: Y-You will?
Roadkill: And perhaps more. Quickly, now. I must get back to my quest.
Rango: You mean you've done this before?
Roadkill: Yes, many time. Come, come. That's it. Pull my finger.
Rango: Uh...
Roadkill: The spirit is waiting for me.
Rango: Okay, okay. [tries to help Roadkill up, but struggles and then gives up] Okay. That's not gonna work.
Roadkill: I must get to the other side.
Rango: Why don't you just wait until there are no cars coming?
Roadkill: It's not so easy as it looks.
Rango: What now?
Roadkill: It's a metaphor.

[After Rango gets lost in the desert from the car accident.] Roadkill : Oye! That's right! You! [Rango gasps, drops his draft glass and walks slowly] Don't be shy. Come on. It's okay. That's it, a little closer. Good. [The camera pans over to the armadillo named Roadkill, who is split in half by car's tire.] Roadkill : I won't bite you. [grunts in pain] I need a little help here. Rango : Uh, are you okay? Roadkill : I must... get to the other side. Rango : The other side? You mean, just now, that was you crossing the road? That's why the... [mimics the car accident] Why'd you do that?! Roadkill : This is my quest. He waits for me. Rango : What? Who? Roadkill : The Spirit of the West, amigo. The one. They say he rides an alabaster carriage with golden guardians to protect him. Rango : What are you talking about? Roadkill : Enlightenment. We are nothing without it. Rango : Nothing? Your delusional quest just ruined my life! I had an incredibly complex social network going, highly sophisticated friends! I was very popular! Roadkill : Friends? I don't see no friends. Rango : Uh... Roadkill : You are a very lonely lizard. Rango : [extended version] Look, I need water. Hydration. My teeth are chapped. I need lotion. I'm down to one layer of skin already. Pretty soon, I'm gonna see my insides. Now, quite unlike you've got going there. Listen, I can't survive in the desert, okay? I-I don't belong here. Roadkill : That may be true, but here you are. Now help me up, and I will help you find what you seek. Rango : Y-You will? Roadkill : And perhaps more. Quickly, now. I must get back to my quest. Rango : You mean you've done this before? Roadkill : Yes, many time. Come, come. That's it. Pull my finger. Rango : Uh... Roadkill : The spirit is waiting for me. Rango : Okay, okay. [tries to help Roadkill up, but struggles and then gives up] Okay. That's not gonna work. Roadkill : I must get to the other side. Rango : Why don't you just wait until there are no cars coming? Roadkill : It's not so easy as it looks. Rango : What now? Roadkill : It's a metaphor.