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Ellen: [walking up behind saloonkeeper, who's standing on a stool with his back to the door] How about a room?
Horace: Whores next door.
Ellen: Say that again.
Horace: I said whores next door.
Ellen: [kicks the stool out from under him]: Now, do you have a room available?
Horace: Uh, room and bath, yes ma'am. Coming up!


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