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I wanna be a producer... 'Cause it's everything I'm not

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Unhappy... unhappy... So unhappy

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Very very very very very very very...

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Sad.

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I wanna be a producer... [spoken] Hold everything! What I am I doing here? Mr. Bialystock was right! There is a lot more to me than there is to me! Stop the world, I wanna get on!

Bloom, where do you think you're going? You've already had your toilet break.

I'm not going in the toilet... I'm going in SHOW BUSINESS! Mr. Marks, I've got news for you. I quit! Here's my visor... my Dixon Ticonderoga number two pencil... and my big finish!

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I'm gonna be a producer Sound the horn and beat the drum I'm gonna be a producer Look out Broadway, here I come!

[sung]

Broadway, here he comes!