A scene from The Producers 2005
Leo

[Screams hysterically]

[Max runs over and splashes Leo with a glass of water]

Leo

I'M WET! I'M WET! I'M HYSTERICAL AND I'M WET!
[Max slaps Leo]

Leo

[Pauses]

I'M IN PAIN! I'M WET AND IN PAIN! AND I'M STILL HYSTERICAL [Babbles]

Max

What can I do? You're making me hysterical

Leo

Get away, you're too close, you frighten me!

Max

I frighten you?!

Leo

Get down over there, sit over there!

Max

I'm sitting! I'm sitting!

Leo

[Flinches]

You still look angry!

Max

I'm sorry, is this better? [Grins goofily] [In Childish, patronising voice] Who's my little accountant? Who's my little accountant? Are you my little accountant? Yes you are!

Leo

[Now calm]

Thank you for smiling, that helped a great deal!

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