“The two cardinal rules of producing. One: Never put your own money in...” – Max, The Producers ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from The Producers 2005

Max

The two cardinal rules of producing. One: Never put your own money in the show.

Leo

And two?

Max

[yelling]

Never put your own money in the show!

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Max Bialystock Nathan Lane More Max quotes →

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