A scene from Private Parts 1997
Howard

Let me ask you something. You have the look of love in your eyes, but I'm an ugly man. I know this. You couldn't be physically attracted to me, could you?

Mandy

Physically, I am. I mean, you're smart, you're sexy.

Howard

Wait. Excuse me for one minute. Robin...

Robin

I didn't say a thing.

Howard

Robin, go up to the cafeteria and get some lunch. Yeah, go ahead. Tell me more about me.

Mandy

You're funny.

Howard

You know what I would do to you physically?

Mandy

What would you do?

Howard

I don't know what I'd do, but let me just say something. Whatever it is, it would last 10 seconds. 10 seconds, I'd be finished. We would have sex, like, 10 times a day. You would love it.

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