A scene from Private Parts 1997
Howard

Let me soak you in. Holy cow, are you naked. You know what I like about you?

Mandy

What?

Howard

I like that you're the perfect height. I could have sex with you standing up. Look at that. Ooh.

Robin

Howard! You're married.

Howard

I am? I mean, I am. Well, I'm not really married anymore.

Mandy

What do you mean?

Howard

Take a seat. I'll tell you what happened. My wife was suffering from cancer...I never told you this...and she died last night. I've been single for exactly 24 hours. Honey, if you're up there now, I know you can hear me, and you're at God's side, but I want you to cover your ears and eyes. Besides, you're married to God now...

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