That is the first naked lady in the history of radio. Sans panties, sans bra.

I am shocked.

So am I. This is disgraceful. We should be taken off the air.

You've finally done it.

Ohh! Beautiful. You're a work of art. Did you know that?

Thank you, Howard.

Let me tell you something. Now, to ensure our place in the history of radio, Mandy has agreed to actually get on the floor with me and give me a massage while she is nude.

What does a massage have to do with making it into history?

Who knows? I don't know. Massage, schmas. I just gotta get touched.