A scene from Private Parts 1997
Howard

I was not saying the call letters right. It's a big problem, so in order to rectify this, I brought in a cup of Blackswell's semen.

Robin

Semen?

Fred

I squoze it myself. I hope it's not too tangy.

Robin

And what are you gonna do with it?

Howard

I'm gonna gargle with this and say the call letters over and over again until I get it right.

Robin

You think that'll work?

Howard

I don't care, 'cause I love the taste of a man. Ooga.
...

Fred

There she blows.

Howard

Oh. Can you believe it?

Robin

You just swallowed.

Howard

I swallowed. Oh, my God.

Fred

Waste not, want not, Robin.

Howard

Oh! I wanna say I love W N BC. See? It worked. I can say it.

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