I was calling because I have a really big problem.
What's your problem?
Well, every morning I lie in bed, and the only thing I can do is think of you.
Oh, really? Well, let's see if we can't help you with your problem. What do you look like?
Well, I've got blond hair, and I've got blue eyes, and my measurements are about 38-24-34. Some people tell me I look a lot like Farrah Fawcett.
I can help you. Robin, I can help this girl.
You know, we have the most beautiful audience.
We certainly do. We're very fortunate that way. You know what we're gonna do to solve your problem? I'm gonna have sex with you right now over the radio.
How are we gonna do that?
Very simple. I've thought this through, Robin. First of all, what kind of radio are you listening to us on? You have a transistor radio, or you have one of those big sound systems?
I have one of those big sound systems.
Good. OK. Could you turn the treble all the way down and put the bass all the way up?
OK. The treble's down, and the bass is up.
Take your speaker...You got a big speaker?
Yes, I do.
Lay it flat on the floor. And I want you to sort of straddle the speaker.
Howard!
Do what?
A woman cannot be aroused in that way.
No. This is really wrong, Robin. You're absolutely wrong. In fact, my father was a radio engineer, and he proved this theory years ago. You've got to believe. Now, what I need you to do is put your private area over the woofer.
I can't believe you're really making me to do this.
Come on, do it. Right up against it so you can feel me.
I'm on.
Oh, I have to ask her a question. What kind of a woman are you to have sex this way on the radio?
Don't answer that question. Bad question. You're gonna ruin this woman's mood. She might start second-guessing. Are you ready to have sex?
[Giggling]
Oh, my God.
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ooh!
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oohh! Ooh. It kinda tingles.
See? It tingles. She likes it.
Yeah, sure.
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ohh! Oh...
She's full of it.
Aahh! Ohh! Oh, God! Oh!
Listen to her. She's going wild.
You got me moaning.
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ohhhhhhhh! Oh, my goodness. Ohhh!
