A scene from Private Parts 1997
Howard

Hi, honey. Robin Leach says we should move to Antigua.

Alison

[taking off her clothes]

Oh, yeah? Come on, hurry up. Snap to it. I'm ovulating.

Howard

I'm in the middle of important show research.

Alison

Howard, seriously, come on.

Howard

You know what? You're getting baby fever here. And you know, maybe it's a little premature. I'm about two days away from being fired, the way I figure it. And do you want to know something? You got to think about the economics of this.

Alison

You're gonna be the best morning man in the history of radio. At any minute, you're gonna be number one.

Howard

Is that so?

Alison

Yeah! Strip!

Howard

Let me tell you something. Look at yourself. You're completely on fire about having a baby. You don't understand. I'm not a piece of meat. I mean, I have to be romanced.

Alison

Oh, yeah. Please.

Howard

Ooh, look at that bra. Where did you get that?

Alison

You like this?

Howard

OK. That's it. That's it! I am making a baby! It's baby time! I'm ready to give you a baby.

Alison

Thank you.

Howard

Hold on. [pulls pants down and hops towards her]

Alison

OK. Now I'm hot. Now I actually want to have sex. I didn't before and now I do.

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