I can't be a princess! I'm waiting for the normal body parts to arrive!
Mia Thermopolis
Anne Hathaway · 25 quotes
Joe
Héctor Elizondo · 8 quotes
Clarisse Renaldi
Julie Andrews · 6 quotes
Geraldine Gupta
5 quotes
Helen Thermopolis
Caroline Goodall · 5 quotes
Paolo
4 quotes
Lily Moscovitz
3 quotes
Lilly Moscovitz
Heather Matarazzo · 2 quotes
Nelson Davenport
Tom Hines · 2 quotes
PA Annoucements
2 quotes
Most scenes together: Mia Thermopolis & Joe (4), Mia Thermopolis & Clarisse Renaldi (3), Mia Thermopolis & Helen Thermopolis (3)
The Princess Diaries quotes
Page 3 of 4I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade.
I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous.
I love your eyebrows. We'll call them Frida and Kahlo.
I'm taking your charm off of my charm bracelet and it's going in the dirt!
If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows.
Is your mom dating an undertaker?
Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!
Me? A...A princess? SHUT...UP!
Mia Thermopolis is the daughter of local eclectic artist, Helen Thermopolis. They currently live in a refurbished firehouse south of Market Street. Mia is also the only grandchild of Queen Clarisse Renaldi, whose husband, King Rupert, passed away last year. This is Nelson Davenport, KRLH.
Morning, Lily! [looks at Mia] Lily’s friend.
No longer does Mia stand for missing in action, Genovia has a new princess!
No matter how many times you push that button, it will still go up and down the same way.
No one can quit being who they really are, not even a princess. Now, you can refuse the job, but you are a princess by birth.
Please don't crush my soy nuts.