Joe No matter how many times you push that button, it will still go up and down the same way.
2nd most-quoted character in The Princess Diaries (2001): in 8 of its 52 quotes
Most scenes with: Mia Thermopolis (4)
Princess, look out the window... And welcome to Genovia.
More lines from Joe
3 quotes Joe Joe I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous.
Joe No one can quit being who they really are, not even a princess. Now, you can refuse the job, but you are a princess by birth.
Scenes with Joe
4 scenes
Joe, can you drop us off a block from the school? I don't want to cause a riot with this hearse.
Joe This is a non-riot hearse. If it were a hearse, there would be silence in the backseat.
Joe This is betweeen a waltz and a tango.
It's a wango?
Joe Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Eleanor Roosevelt said that.
Hey, Joe?
Joe Mm-hmmm?
I'm gonna turn the backseat into a dressing room so I can change into a proper outfit for Madame, OK?
Joe OK. And don't forget your shoes. [hands Mia her new shoes]
Ahh, thanks.
Joe Strange town, San Francisco. When I purchased the pumps, they asked if I wanted them wrapped or if I was going to wear them.
