“You got any money?” – Miracle Max, The Princess Bride ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from The Princess Bride 1987

Miracle Max

You got any money?

Inigo

Sixty-five.

Miracle Max

Seesh. I never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.

Inigo

This is noble, sir. His wife is... crippled. His children are on the brink of starvation.

Miracle Max

[flatly]

Are you a rotten liar.

Inigo

I need him to help avenge my father. Murdered these 20 years.

Miracle Max

Your first story was better.

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Inigo Montoya Mandy Patinkin More Inigo quotes →

Miracle Max Billy Crystal More Miracle Max quotes →

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